vforvienna:

barackfuckingobama:

ludicrouscupcake:

OMFG LINK

OH MY GOD

QUÉ?

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fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

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gulfoffinland:

cognitivedissonance:

This is what people see as they commute to work in Philly. 

Hollaback Philly is absolutely doing it right. 

100% doing it right

YES YES YES

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THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

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lyrique86:

Pirate lolita is my all-time favorite.

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senuiq:

a thing

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pennatologist:

you guys its an actual bucket of puppies

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itsonlythefirstdraft:

One of your terrible, old stories that you naively let them read: